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The Holy Church of Jazz (Foundation)

[not affiliated with any religion or complex belief system]

Welcome! Welcome one and all to the Holy Church of Jazz (Foundation), where anyone can rest their weary feet and rack up some serious telecommunications bills.

You will find much to entertain and enlighten you here in the Church. Unlike many churches, the doors to this one are never locked: feel free to wander round and see what is to be seen. Touch the tapestries, taste the wine, and above all, listen to the music.

Music is at the heart of this church - music and chips. Music because it is what we do best, and chips because they taste good. Chips are best eaten hot, greasy and with plenty of salt and vinegar, and in the same manner, music is best made loud, heavy and with plenty of serious beats.

Enter The Church
Read the Noticeboard
Walk around the Grounds
Vandalise the graveyard
Admire the architecture
Smell the slightly open tombstones

Prophet Elijah

Everything written on the Holy Church of Jazz (Foundation) web pages is a copyright of Nik Makepeace, 1996. The name, The Holy Church of Jazz (Foundation) is a copyright of Alex Payne, 1994. Failure to observe these copyrights will result either in us pursuing you through the civil courts, or you being strung up in a primary school hall while the school wind band (or orchestra) plays their interpretation of the best prog rock hits of the seventies, at our discretion. A further option available to us may be to kindly ask you that you respect this notice of copyright. Should this gracious request go unheeded, we declare ourselves at liberty to staple you to the floor through your clothes while we put repeats of Friends on forever, or we may refer to the options available to us above. Or we may do anything else we feel like, including send you Alanis Morisette recordings throught the post. So there.