To Whom It May Concern... Please be aware that should anyone wish to join us for a lunatic session please make your way to the Vicarage where you'll find us hanging out. -- Nik and Alex
There is another one to the same effect and one announcing a new "complete recording in one handy volume". It sounds like a money-grabbing compilation to you. Still, there are extracts, according to the notice, available around here, so maybe you'll give it a chance. Another notice catches your eye:
The latest Church history is available from all good bookshops and also please feel free to read the reference copy available to anyone within the Church behind you. -- The Historian
If you wish, you can read the full set of legible notices one by one, but on reflection you decide it's probably a lot less boring not to.