Milk

This stuff is the basis of numerous culinary delights. Without milk you couldn't make a roux, couldn't put milk in coffee, and couldn't have cream. Cream is especially important, as it is one of the ingredients of Bailey's Irish Cream, the nicest drink ever invented[tm]. Milk comes in a variety of forms round here. Channel Islands Milk is very rich, and comes from mainland Britain. The cows which make it are, however, Jersey and Guernsey cows. It is very rich and tastes like cream. Breakfast Milk is something I've never had. Skimmed, Semi-Skimmed and Full Cream Milk are all much the same but with varying amounts of fat, from almost nothing, through 1.7% to about 4.4% fat, I think. Homogenised milk is full cream but without the separated cream.

Things to do with milk

  1. Make a milkshake. Non right-on types use Nesquik for this purpose.
  2. Put it in hot beverages. Right-on types don't do this.
  3. Put it on breakfast cereal. Some cereals stay crisp under the influence of ice cold milk, while others make a popping sound. As I understand it, no cereals can maintain crispiness under the influence of boiling milk.
  4. Feed it to a hungry cat. Watch the cat throw up later.
  5. Mix it into flour and water, and fry the mixture. Eat pancakes.
  6. Thank you for calling in on Nik's World of Dairy Produce