Expert Remixing Service

If you want a novel take on a piece of your own music, give it to us and we'll cut it, loop it, and, eventually, smoke it.   You'll get the results back on CD.

The Benefits of Remixing

	You get a great track to release
	Your audience appreciates you for the musical diversity you demonstrate
	You can save your best tracks for other releases by padding out your records with tuppeny remixes

Available Remix Packages:

Here at Cuban Beat Crisis, we believe firmly in providing the service our customers expect.  And if that means setting aside our musical beliefs then so be it - we'll pimp ourselves out to whoever gives us a buck.

House Remix

This will turn your two-bit indie track into a two-bit chart-house piece of shit.   You know the sort - speeded up vocals, hyperactive hi-hat, psychotic acid-house filters etc.  If you want 'Italianate' pianos on the track, a premium is charged.

Drum 'n' Bass Remix

This is the most flexible remix package - we can turn your track into 'Shampoo Advert' drum'n'bass (light drums, washed-out string pads,  tinkling plink-plonk pianos etc) or full on massive jungle-death audio-tropical-disease-simulation.

CBC Remix

This is the remix that we would do if you didn't want anything specific.  Ask yourself this: am I feeling lucky?  Check out our recent recordings for an idea of what to expect.